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spoildmilk
I'm pretty sure it's spelled "spoildmilk". Also, my alternate ego is Ergox from time to time

Age 26, Male

Lazy bum

ummm

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Posted by spoildmilk - February 25th, 2010


blarg blarg blarg blarg blarfhfhgfhgfgfghffgfhggfgfhgfgfgfgffh fhggfgfgfgfhhhghghhghfhfffgfhfiiiiiiii iigfhghgfgffgh

GEEZUZ CAT THAT OUT YOU SHIT

watch out for flying shit it be dangerous


Posted by spoildmilk - February 25th, 2010


lol check out my funny picture!

i'm a god dammed artist!


Posted by spoildmilk - February 25th, 2010


blarg 2day willy bee nothin butt sh- BLARG!!! cuz eye baughten 2 muzh steroidz i mean DrUgS yah so like blarghhhhhh blarg blarg blaaaaargh:

- meh meh meh meh meh meh
- omg pull it out
- no i like i enJOY this meh meh meh
- well ok but don't drool on my ass back there k
- no no no my drool is good it cures cancer
- ok if you say so
- SQUIZE
- OOOOH YEAH

meh meh meh check out my Penis and tell (Penis) me if you liked it k(Penis)

Penis pants are awesome cuz you cut out a hole and you stick your big Penis out and everyone gets to enjoy it

blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blrafshjdsdhsdhdfghsdghghasdfjd GEEZUZ KAT THAT AUT YOU SHIT

blarg blarg blarg jimmy don't listen to him he's got a knife and he whants to cut off you girlfriend's boobs blarghhhh blarg blarg


Posted by spoildmilk - February 22nd, 2010


today we join on two litle *hick* drunk teenagers who makesome shiiiiit happen *pukes*:

"hey duuuuude sup?!" - says drunk teenager #1

"ah i just drank a couple beerzzz *pukes* ok ok ok i drank 1... 2... 3... 17 beerz" - says drunk teenager #2

"no way you drunkenf *hick* 47 beerz duuuude!!!"

"no way maaaan i drank 17 you dranjk 26 thatz why ayou are zo fuckeduop"

"i'm fuckedup?! your iz morre fuckEdUp!!!"

"ok ok juzst hand me your penisz *pukes* oopz i mean the beer hand *hick* me a beer"

"no way maaaan you will drink it too muchzs you iz bad bad realy baddb"

"i don't drink thart bagd now your juzt shitty"

"shutz uop or i willl *pukes* smaszh your kissar"

"COME OUN THAN"

"*takes out baseball bat* OK THAN I WILL FACK YOUU UP"

and an amzing battle emerges. drunk teenager #2 left a small mark on drunk teenager #1's face. drunk teenager #1 hits drunk teenager #2 with his baseball bat and he falls onto the ground slightly bleeding.

"HA!!! THAT WQILL FUUCK YOUU *


Posted by spoildmilk - February 22nd, 2010


blarghhhhh i just threw up on my keyboard oh my god my head hurts so much i think i have penis gingereitis or somethin but *pukes* but i drank a lots of *pukes* stuff and those whatchacallits *pukes* couple of beaaaars oops i mean beeeeers maaaan *pukes* wait wait wait waot lol hahaha wait i have one more *pukes* beeeer maaaaan *drinks beer* hick i think i can *pukes* fly now cuz i gotcha some *pukes* super power and i'm ... NASTY *pukes* oh goooood i just i just i just developed *pukes* *pukes some more* weird babes and haliusitations or *pukes* in mah fucked up braaaain maaaan ooooh i think i'm going *pukes out blood* in a black ouuuuut no wait thats just *hick* i just i just only closed my eyes and forgot to open them *pukes*


Posted by spoildmilk - February 22nd, 2010


ok go away and don't make me angry or i will smash you


Posted by spoildmilk - February 20th, 2010


if you answer these questions correct you win points! hooray!

please be serious. i didn't make these questions for people to laugh at them.

1. what is a tard?
A. a country
B. a demon boss from an RPG
C. desposable material
D. a name of an inventor somethin

2. what is hydrogen?
A. gas
B. liquid
C. a planet
D. some guy

3. how many kilometres does earth's diameter reach?
A. 1 500 km
B. 15 200 km
C. 12 800 km
D. 80 000 km

4. how long does Jupiter's day last?
A. 8 minutes
B. 10 hours
C. 24 hours
D. 4 to 7 years

5. how many lightyears is our galaxy away from the nearest other galaxy?
A. 2 lightyears
B. 500 lightyears
C. 2 000 000 lightyears
D. 1 000 000 000 lightyears


Posted by spoildmilk - February 20th, 2010


Presenting: The Invincible Man!

"huh? How did i get here? What is this place?" - says Invincible Man

"Hey, Invincible Man! are you ready to fight crime and protect the city?" - says his sidekick Shell

"Invincible Man? but i'm Dan Clark, a store keeper!"

"What are you talking about, mr. Clar... eh... i mean Invinsible Man!..."

"Oh well i guess i'm a superhero. now let's go fight crime... uh... Fag Boy!"

"My name is Shell, Invincible Man!"

"ok then!"

and then the Invincible Man flies out his window (braking it of course) and into the blues skies of Salt city! list of things he broke during his flight:

1. a bird
2. another bird
3. a plane
4. a building top
5. another bird

and landing on an old lady. well, anyways, the crime in progress was a bank robbery! POW! WHAM! SMASH!

"hooray! the day is saved, Invincible man!"

The End


Posted by spoildmilk - February 19th, 2010


i wrote a litle poem for people to see. enjoy.

EDIT: sorry ppl but my poem got copy/pasted to another newspost for reasons i cannot explain. you can try to find it, good luck.


Posted by spoildmilk - February 14th, 2010


i love sticking my tungue out of my window it makes me feel so good!!!

(note that i sead tongue, not dick, so don't get uncomfortable)

people, do you renember the time that i sead i will never follow the rules? well i actually got scared and now i will be a good boy.

oh and check this rule out:

-Linking to pornographic or NSFW material without a clear warning.

i was very scared i done that 8 times and now i pee in my pants every day all the time.

people plz give this newspost 100 comments k thx

check out my 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, 31, 30 newsposts.... k thx

plz kill yourself right now k thx

and stop trolling my newspost or i will smash you